Hi, I'm Mo the Border Terrier. Here you can keep up with my antics and adventures....
Friday, 1 October 2010
Monday, 13 September 2010
Two Women, Two Dogs...
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua .. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,
"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said ...
"A Chihuahua? They gave me a f*%@#g Chihuahua ?!"
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,
"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said ...
"A Chihuahua? They gave me a f*%@#g Chihuahua ?!"
Sunday, 4 July 2010
Friday, 4 June 2010
Funny Business....
Bank Holiday!
Been to a new caravan site with Mum and Dad. Aunty Shell and Uncle Mark came too with their doggies... they've got 3 doggies now!! They still got Millie, then they got Barney and now they got Molly. Molly is another rescued lab who was abandoned, she had a few problems but it's nothing that Aunty Shell can't sort out! She had a special sock on her front paw coz she broke a toe when she ran for a ball really fast and skidded - she's silly but it's mending now... I gave her a special 'Mr Mo mending lick'.
We went for some ace walks. The place was called Skipwith and it was not very far from where we live so that was good coz I didn't have to stay in the car for long. There is a place called 'Skipwith Common' and there were some funky looking cows (Mum said they were long horn cows, probably coz they had long horns!). Mum noticed that some of their horns were pointy up and some were pointy down, she mentioned this to Dad and he said it was coz of the weather - fink Mum believed him but we won't tell her!!
On Sunday it was Millie's birthday, Mum made her a card from me and I gave her a packet of Doggy do-nuts... she's special coz no-one gets their paws on my doggy do-nuts usually!
Anyway, we had a nice weekend - hope we can do it again soon.
here are some pics of us doggies..
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