Two Women, Two Dogs...

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua .. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"
The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,
"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The woman with the Chihuahua said ...

"A Chihuahua? They gave me a f*%@#g Chihuahua ?!"

My mate Dino

Am on holiday in norfolk and have got a new mate staying on campsite. He is called Dino and he is ace! Hope to see you again Dino.

Funny Business....

Mmm when we got back from our caravan weekend there was something funny going on with my toys...
Fink they have been having a good time - naughty teddy moo moo and teddy small ted!

Bank Holiday!

Been to a new caravan site with Mum and Dad. Aunty Shell and Uncle Mark came too with their doggies... they've got 3 doggies now!! They still got Millie, then they got Barney and now they got Molly. Molly is another rescued lab who was abandoned, she had a few problems but it's nothing that Aunty Shell can't sort out! She had a special sock on her front paw coz she broke a toe when she ran for a ball really fast and skidded - she's silly but it's mending now... I gave her a special 'Mr Mo mending lick'.

We went for some ace walks. The place was called Skipwith and it was not very far from where we live so that was good coz I didn't have to stay in the car for long. There is a place called 'Skipwith Common' and there were some funky looking cows (Mum said they were long horn cows, probably coz they had long horns!). Mum noticed that some of their horns were pointy up and some were pointy down, she mentioned this to Dad and he said it was coz of the weather - fink Mum believed him but we won't tell her!!

On Sunday it was Millie's birthday, Mum made her a card from me and I gave her a packet of Doggy do-nuts... she's special coz no-one gets their paws on my doggy do-nuts usually!

Anyway, we had a nice weekend - hope we can do it again soon.

here are some pics of us doggies..

Busy life

I have such a busy old life you know... which is why I haven't blogged for a while. Take today, for example, first of all I went for a doggy joggy with Mum, then after some breakfast I had a good old sniff round my garden and made sure Mum had fed all the birds. I had a bit of a kip while Mum did some boring work in her office. Then another sniff about in the garden while she had some sarnies. Then we went to the allotment and Uncle Ian's house. While Mum was busy in the allotment doing stuff what humans do I was busy in Ian's garden sniffing and running about with Brody and Buster - Promise made sure we all behaved.

While Mum and Ian had a teabreak we all went in the house and I gave Promise a good clean... I like to lick her ears, feet, teeth and bottom... she likes it too! After Mum and Ian had a tea break I took Mum and Buster for a walk. Buster hasn't been with me and Mum down the lane before and he was a bit confused about how to walk with a lead on. Anyway eventually we got down the lane and he could have a really long run, really fast. Buster is staying at Uncle Ian's for the rest of this year coz his mum and dad have gone off travelling round the world! He's really happy to be living at Ian's coz he's got his pack of friends and he gets spoilt by the humans.